Sunday, February 19, 2012

New Zealand's first dead MP elected

30th November 2024:  After counting special votes, the NZ Green Party picked up an extra seat in Parliament, allowing the first ever dead MP to enter as an elected official.  Ureupoko McLennan-O'Donovan, the 46th candidate on the Green list, was able to enter parliament after the Greens picked up an additional 5000 votes on specials.

McLennan-O'Donovan euthanaised himself last year via lethal injection after uploading his conscience to a computer.  Greens Co-co-co-co-co leader, Mojo Mathers, herself the first ever deaf MP said it was a very proud moment for the country.  "Over the last 10 years, the Greens have been able to enter MPs that have broken barriers.  Paraplegics, Tetraplegics, Quadraplegics, Amputee, Autistic, Dyslexic, HIV Postive, Bipolar, Alzeimers,  Down Syndrome, Androgenous, Parkinsons and Amnesiacs have all realised their dreams to become MPs via the Green party, but this is a new step.".

She did also mention that she preferred the term 'Living Impaired' rather than 'dead'.  "We need to recognise that dead people are still people".

"McLennan-O'Donovan took the ultimate step from being a Carbon Dioxide polluting parasite to the world, to being a sustainable solar powered intellect.  We will also be partitioning the speaker to ensure that adequate support is given to his holographic interface in parliament"

Unfortunately, due to an apparent software defect, McLennan-O'Donovan's vocabulary has been limited to just a few phrases such as "Hear hear", "Down with Tories!" and "FIC!".  This should mean that he fits right in as a Green MP.

The two sole elected MPs for the Labour Party, Clare Curran and Trevor Mallard welcomed McClennan-O'Donovan.  "We congratulate our Junior Left wing partners", said Curran.  "Once again this shows that the Left is the moral majority of the nation, as long as you include all the cemetaries".

New Zealand First also took a keen interest.  "For some reason, our voter base is extremely interested in this technology", a party spokesperson said today.  "We are actually keen to try it on Winston Peters, however as yet we have been unable to locate his conscience."

Finally, Mathers was asked if there was any further ground the party wished to break.  "We need to invest more in safeguarding the first inhabitants of Aoteroa, and as such we will be looking to get representatives from the native Tuis and Kauri trees next.".  Mathers was then asked why it was that the Greens had never had an MP of Jewish descent.  "You know, there just never seems to be any space available.", she signed.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Australian Greens Criticised

Liberal MP Kelly O'Dwyer has delivered a scathing attack on the Greens in the house of reps

I've met Kelly, and she is a very talented MP, and her statements on the hypocrisy of the Greens are spot on.

Still, it's really just stating the obvious, and reiterating what has been highlighted with the Greens internal problems with BDS over the last year.  We should be scared that they are running the country via the marriage with Labor.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Protest against Israel .. at a Jewish Synagogue!

News broke yesterday that the local Anti-Israel crackpots were planning a protest outside a synagogue in Melbourne, on a Saturday afternoon

These morons usually stick to protesting Chocolate shops on Friday nights when any opposition will be sharing time with their families.  This time, they stupidly announced that they are clearly attacking Jewish Religion, not just the state of Israel.

Of course its not the first time.  In other centers, the protests are regularly outside the Shules.  Just look at the racist protests of John Minto in Auckland, or the Workers party in Wellington.  Strange also to protest ultra orthodox Adass, who don't officially believe the state of Israel can be created until Moshiach arrives.  To be fair, many non-ultra regular shule goers also attend this shule.

They changed their mind, and decided to move the protest to an office building.  I think this is more out of fear, that the 20 or so people that might show up will probably face thousands that reject their racist BS.

What a useless protest it will be, outside an empty office block in St Kilda Rd, with nobody listening from level 8.  Idiots.  Main protagonist is some whacko who has changed her name to "Vashti Jane".